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100+ Vernacular captions

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100+ Vernacular captions

  • Grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ sweet taters.
  • Colder than a cast iron commode in the Yukon.
  • Busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
  • Slicker than a minnow’s tail in a bucket of grease.
  • Happy as a clam at high tide.
  • Wild as a sack full of bobcats.
  • Chatterin’ like a jaybird at sunrise.
  • Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
  • Sweatin’ like a sinner in church.
  • Quick as a hiccup in a hot sauce factory.
  • Hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
  • Thirstier than a camel in a sandstorm.
  • Drunker than Cooter Brown on a Saturday night.
  • Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
  • Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.
  • Faster than a jackrabbit on a hot date.
  • Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
  • Broke as a convict’s promise.
  • Smilin’ like a mule eatin’ briars.
  • Redder than a rooster in a henhouse.
  • Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger in a windstorm.
  • Steady as a hound dog on a coon hunt.
  • Stronger than an ox after a shot of moonshine.
  • Smilin’ like a possum eatin’ persimmons.
  • Slower than molasses in January.
  • Grinnin’ like a mule eatin’ briars.
  • Thicker than pea soup on a foggy day.
  • Tougher than a two-dollar steak.
  • Busier than a cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs.
  • Sweatin’ like a whore in church.
  • Calmer than a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce.
  • Happier than a pig in slop.
  • Richer than a Rockefeller with a lucky horseshoe.
  • Smarter than a tree full of owls.
  • Shinier than a new penny.
  • Busier than a bee in a tar bucket.
  • Happier than a tick on a fat dog.
  • Wild as a buck on the Fourth of July.
  • Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
  • Cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon.

Another Vernacular captions

  • Grinnin’ like a mule eatin’ corn through a picket fence.
  • Colder than a well digger’s behind in January.
  • Happier than a clam in high tide.
  • Busier than a one-eyed cat watchin’ two mouse holes.
  • Slipperier than a greased pig at the county fair.
  • Dumber than a sack of hammers.
  • Hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
  • Busier than a mosquito in a nudist colony.
  • Crazier than a road lizard on a hot tin roof.
  • Stronger than garlic breath on a date.
  • Greener than a gourd vine in June.
  • Slicker than owl snot on a doorknob.
  • Happier than a bird with a french fry.
  • Faster than a jackrabbit on a hot skillet.
  • Brighter than a firefly in a mason jar.
  • Quieter than a church mouse wearin’ slippers.
  • Happy as a pig in mud.
  • Shinier than a new dime.
  • Busier than a three-legged cat in a sandbox.
  • Smilin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet potato.
  • Drunker than a skunk on a moonshine bender.
  • Smilin’ like a fox in a henhouse.
  • Slicker than snot on a doorknob.
  • Quieter than a mouse peeing on cotton.
  • Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
  • Faster than a jackrabbit on a hot date.
  • Shinier than a brand-new penny.
  • Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
  • Thicker than mud on a hog’s back.
  • Grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet potato.
  • Hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
  • Slower than molasses in January.
  • Stronger than a bull in rut.
  • Happier than a flea in a doghouse.
  • Busier than a cat coverin’ crap on a marble floor.
  • Greener than a gourd vine in July.
  • Colder than a witch’s kiss.
  • Dumber than a bag of hammers.
  • Thirstier than a dog in a desert.
  • Wild as a buck in a bean patch.

Getting over with Vernacular captions

  • Busier than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
  • Grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet potato.
  • Hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
  • Happier than a clam at high tide.
  • Sweatin’ like a sinner in church.
  • Quick as a hiccup in a hot sauce factory.
  • Redder than a rooster in a henhouse.
  • Drunker than Cooter Brown on a Saturday night.
  • Broke as a convict’s promise.
  • Smilin’ like a mule eatin’ briars.
  • Richer than a Rockefeller with a lucky horseshoe.
  • Thirstier than a camel in a sandstorm.
  • Wild as a sack full of bobcats.
  • Happy as a clam at high tide.
  • Slicker than a minnow’s tail in a bucket of grease.
  • Happy as a pig in slop.
  • Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger in a windstorm.
  • Steady as a hound dog on a coon hunt.
  • Stronger than an ox after a shot of moonshine.
  • Smilin’ like a possum eatin’ persimmons.

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