• Attempting to lick my elbow: Day 567.
• Trying to find the “any” key on the keyboard.
• Using a calculator to count my fingers.
• Wearing sunglasses indoors at night for extra darkness protection.
• Putting the milk in before the cereal because I like a challenge.
• Staring at the fridge hoping for a dinner idea to magically appear.
• Using a fork to eat soup because spoons are too mainstream.
• Trying to high-five a mirror because self-love is important.
• Putting on socks and then realizing I’m already wearing socks.
• Putting my phone on airplane mode to see if it can fly.
• Using a metal detector in my house to find the remote control.
• Putting my car keys in the freezer because I heard they were hot.
• Using Google Maps to find my way around my own bedroom.
• Trying to take a selfie with a non-touchscreen camera.
• Wearing a raincoat indoors because I heard it’s raining cats and dogs.
• Putting my glasses on to look for my glasses.
• Trying to plug in a USB cable upside down multiple times.
• Counting the seconds until the microwave beeps instead of looking at the timer.
• Attempting to water my plastic plant because it looked thirsty.
• Wondering why my ice cream melts when I hold it close to the sun.

• Attempting to count the hairs on a bald man’s head: a stupid endeavor.
• Trying to teach a fish to climb a tree: the epitome of stupidity.
• Believing that socks are just shoes for your feet: a truly stupid conclusion.
• Attempting to lick your elbow: the pinnacle of stupidity in physical endeavors.
• Arguing with a mirror: a sure sign of stupidity reflected back at you.
• Trying to find the end of a circle: a journey of pure stupidity.
• Attempting to alphabetize the numbers: a futile exercise in stupidity.
• Wondering why your ice cream melts in the sun: a prime example of stupidity.
• Trying to staple water to a tree: the epitome of nonsensical stupidity.
• Asking a clock for the time in a dream: a uniquely stupid inquiry.
• Believing that you can sneeze with your eyes open: a common misconception born of stupidity.
• Trying to smell the color nine: a pursuit only a truly stupid individual would embark upon.
• Attempting to iron clothes while wearing them: a display of sheer stupidity.
• Believing that you can catch a cloud with a butterfly net: a whimsical yet stupid notion.
• Trying to fit a square peg into a round hole with sheer willpower: a testament to stupidity.
• Attempting to teach a rock to sing: a fool’s errand steeped in stupidity.
• Wondering why your phone doesn’t get a signal in an elevator: a moment of pure stupidity.
• Believing that the moon is made of cheese: a fantastical yet stupid notion.
• Trying to drink from a closed bottle and wondering why nothing comes out: a classic act of stupidity.
• Attempting to find the end of a rainbow: a journey fueled by naive stupidity.

Another Stupid captions

• Tripped over a shadow and sprained my dignity.
• Asked Siri if my pet rock has feelings. It was a rocky conversation.
• Thought a microwave was a time machine for snacks.
• Tried to high-five a mirror. Mirror won.
• Used a calculator to count my fingers.
• Wore sunglasses indoors to protect against the ceiling light.
• Believed a penguin was just a bird in a tuxedo.
• Asked Google Maps for directions to the nearest cloud nine.
• Used a fork to eat soup. Made sense at the time.
• Tried to iron my clothes while wearing them.
• Put my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. It didn’t fly.
• Thought “YOLO” was a cereal brand for rebels.
• Used a compass to find my way out of a revolving door.
• Called the fire department because my mixtape was too hot.
• Asked my dog to teach me how to bark in Morse code.
• Believed a smoothie was just a salad in a blender.
• Tried to pay with Monopoly money at the grocery store.
• Wore a raincoat indoors because I heard it was raining cats and dogs.
• Asked my reflection if it wanted to grab coffee sometime.
• Thought turning up the volume on the TV would make the characters speak louder.

• Tripped over a thought and fell into stupidity.
• Brain on vacation, stupidity on overtime.
• Lost my IQ somewhere between the couch cushions.
• Accidentally microwaved my intelligence.
• Trying to outstupid myself, it’s a tough competition.
• Got a PhD in dumbology.
• Brain.exe has encountered a fatal error: stupidity overload.
• Accidentally pressed the “idiot mode” button.
• Stupidity level: expert.
• Brains on strike, stupidity on the rise.
• Warning: Contents may cause sudden onset of stupidity.
• Just signed up for a crash course in being dumb.
• Operating at peak stupidity capacity.
• Brain cells running on empty, stupidity cells on overdrive.
• Forgot to bring my brain to the stupid party.
• Stupidity: my superpower and my downfall.
• Attempting to find the bottom of the stupidity barrel.
• Lost my intelligence somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle of stupidity.
• Brains sold separately; stupidity comes standard.
• Stepped on a Lego of logic and ended up in the land of stupidity.

Getting over with Stupid captions

• Trying to lick my elbow…again.
• Lost my phone while talking on it…oops.
• Just spent 10 minutes looking for my glasses. They were on my head.
• Attempting to use a calculator to count my fingers.
• Asked Google if I’m stupid. It responded, “I plead the Fifth.”
• Tried to microwave ice cream to make it softer. It melted.
• Put my shirt on backward and didn’t notice until noon.
• Staring at the “push” door sign, wondering if I should pull.
• Went to bed early to get 8 hours of sleep, woke up 12 hours later.
• Just walked into a glass door. Again.
• Trying to teach my pet rock new tricks.
• Went to the grocery store for milk, came back with everything but.
• Wore sunglasses at night to “protect” my eyes from the moon.
• Used my phone’s flashlight to search for my phone.
• Went to a no-smoking area and tried to light a cigarette.
• Tripped over a flat surface. Gravity wins again.
• Asked my cat if it wanted to go for a walk. It stared at me judgmentally.
• Used a ruler to measure how tall I am while standing up.
• Stared at a “closed” sign, waiting for it to open.
• Thought I lost my shadow. Realized it was just cloudy.