• Percentage of people who prefer pineapple on pizza
• Average number of selfies taken per day worldwide
• Ratio of coffee to productivity in office environments
• Frequency of spontaneous dance parties per capita
• Percentage of dreams involving flying
• Number of times “just checking” turns into an hour of social media scrolling
• Ratio of socks lost in the laundry to socks found in the dryer
• Frequency of people accidentally hitting reply-all in work emails
• Percentage of umbrella owners who still get wet in the rain
• Number of times people google “how to adult” each month
• Ratio of cat videos watched to productive hours spent
• Percentage of people who believe they could survive a zombie apocalypse
• Average number of times a song gets stuck in someone’s head per week
• Ratio of procrastination to last-minute productivity
• Percentage of people who have pretended to be on the phone to avoid social interaction
• Frequency of misplaced keys incidents per household
• Number of unread emails in the average inbox
• Ratio of hours spent binge-watching TV shows to hours spent exercising
• Percentage of people who have forgotten someone’s name immediately after being introduced
• Average number of unfinished projects per person

• Percentage of people who believe in aliens
• Average number of times someone checks their phone in an hour
• Ratio of days people wear mismatched socks to days they wear matching ones
• Frequency of people accidentally liking an old social media post while stalking someone
• Percentage of grocery carts that contain at least one impulse buy
• Number of times the average person changes their hairstyle in a lifetime
• Ratio of hours spent in traffic to hours spent at the gym
• Percentage of people who have tried to learn a new language but gave up
• Frequency of people Googling their own symptoms
• Number of times the average person forgets someone’s birthday each year
• Ratio of hours spent daydreaming to hours spent being productive
• Percentage of people who have Googled themselves
• Average number of unread books on someone’s shelf
• Ratio of people who prefer showers in the morning to those who prefer them at night
• Percentage of people who have accidentally sent a text to the wrong person
• Frequency of people losing their train of thought mid-sentence
• Number of times someone checks their appearance in a mirror each day
• Ratio of hours spent worrying to hours spent problem-solving
• Percentage of people who have fallen asleep during a movie at the theater
• Average number of times someone changes their career in a lifetime

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• Percentage of people who prefer to fold their pizza when eating it
• Average number of times someone checks the refrigerator per day
• Ratio of people who put milk before cereal to those who put cereal before milk
• Frequency of people talking to their pets as if they understand
• Percentage of people who believe in superstitions
• Number of times the average person re-reads their own text messages before sending
• Ratio of people who prefer sunrise to sunset
• Percentage of people who have tried to parallel park but failed
• Frequency of people sneezing with their eyes open
• Number of times someone changes their desktop wallpaper in a year
• Ratio of people who prefer hot showers to cold showers
• Percentage of people who have tried to lick their elbow
• Average number of times someone checks the time when waiting for something
• Ratio of people who prefer cats to dogs
• Percentage of people who have danced alone in front of a mirror
• Frequency of people biting their tongue while eating
• Number of times someone loses their pen in a week
• Ratio of people who prefer crunchy peanut butter to smooth
• Percentage of people who have laughed so hard they snorted
• Average number of times someone changes their phone wallpaper in a month

• Percentage of people who have ever worn socks with sandals
• Average number of times someone checks their horoscope per week
• Ratio of people who prefer crunchy snacks to those who prefer chewy snacks
• Frequency of people using emojis in their daily communication
• Percentage of people who have accidentally walked into a glass door
• Number of times the average person double-dips their chip at a party
• Ratio of people who prefer sunrise workouts to evening workouts
• Percentage of people who have tried to guess someone’s password
• Frequency of people talking to themselves when alone
• Number of times someone rearranges their furniture in a year
• Ratio of people who prefer paper books to e-books
• Percentage of people who have worn clothing inside out by mistake
• Average number of times someone changes their profile picture on social media per month
• Ratio of people who prefer sweet breakfasts to savory ones
• Percentage of people who have laughed at their own joke before finishing telling it
• Frequency of people accidentally sending a message to the wrong group chat
• Number of times someone forgets where they parked their car in a lifetime
• Ratio of people who prefer baths to showers
• Percentage of people who have tried to lick their elbow as a dare
• Average number of times someone rechecks if they locked the door before leaving the house

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• Percentage of people who have ever sung in the shower
• Average number of times someone checks the weather forecast per day
• Ratio of people who prefer tea over coffee
• Frequency of people checking their social media notifications within five minutes of waking up
• Percentage of people who have accidentally called someone by the wrong name
• Number of times the average person forgets where they placed their keys in a week
• Ratio of people who prefer sunrises to sunsets
• Percentage of people who have ever been late because they couldn’t find matching socks
• Frequency of people using voice memos instead of typing messages
• Number of times someone has had to Google how to tie a tie
• Ratio of people who prefer to sleep with socks on to those who prefer to sleep barefoot
• Percentage of people who have tried to lick their elbow out of curiosity
• Average number of times someone checks their appearance in a reflective surface per hour
• Ratio of people who prefer crunchy peanut butter to creamy
• Percentage of people who have laughed so hard they snorted in public
• Frequency of people forgetting why they entered a room after stepping inside
• Number of times someone hits the snooze button before getting out of bed
• Ratio of people who prefer dogs to cats
• Percentage of people who have ever attempted to do a cartwheel as an adult
• Average number of times someone changes their desktop background in a year