• Unlocking the mysteries of quantum physics to a physicist because “you just didn’t get it.”
• Explaining childbirth to a mother as if she hadn’t personally experienced it.
• Telling a chef the correct way to cook a dish they’ve mastered, because, of course, you know better.
• Recounting the plot of a movie to a film director, assuming they missed the subtle nuances.
• Dissecting feminist theory to a women’s studies major because, apparently, she needs a man’s perspective.
• Offering detailed instructions on makeup application to a professional makeup artist—you know, for her benefit.
• Elucidating the concept of oppression to someone who’s lived it their entire life.
• Interpreting a woman’s emotions and motivations better than she can, because, clearly, you’re the expert.
• Clarifying the rules of a sport to a female athlete, because obviously she hasn’t grasped them yet.
• Revealing the proper way to breastfeed to a mother, as if she hasn’t nursed her own child before.
• Explaining fashion trends to a fashion designer, because your opinion is clearly superior.
• Offering unsolicited advice on hair care to a hairstylist—because who knows hair better than you?
• Interpreting a book’s themes and symbolism to an author, because they couldn’t possibly understand their own work.
• Debating the merits of a medical diagnosis with a doctor, because your WebMD research is obviously more accurate.
• Deciphering the intricacies of a foreign language to a linguist, because you once visited the country on vacation.
• Providing guidance on interior design to an interior decorator because, let’s face it, their taste needs an upgrade.
• Breaking down the mechanics of a computer to a software engineer because, well, you’re a man and it’s tech stuff.
• Dissecting the lyrics of a song to a musician, because clearly they missed the deeper meaning you’ve unearthed.
• Explaining the nuances of a cultural tradition to someone from that culture, because you read an article once.
• Telling a woman how to parent her child because, clearly, your paternal instincts are far superior.

• Enlightening a poet about the meaning of their own poetry because, well, you’ve got a knack for interpretation.
• Detailing the proper technique for yoga to a seasoned instructor—after all, flexibility isn’t just physical.
• Explaining the intricacies of cooking to a chef because, clearly, you’ve watched enough cooking shows to be an expert.
• Offering insights on climate change to a climatologist because, hey, you read a blog post about it once.
• Elaborating on the significance of historical events to a historian because, obviously, your amateur interest qualifies you.
• Clarifying the plot of a novel to a novelist because, clearly, they’ve missed the underlying themes.
• Providing pointers on leadership to a CEO because, well, you’ve seen enough TED Talks to know what works.
• Deciphering the complexities of social dynamics to a psychologist because, clearly, your observations are spot-on.
• Explaining the mechanics of flight to a pilot because, well, you’ve played enough flight simulator games to be an expert, right?
• Offering guidance on photography to a professional photographer because, obviously, your Instagram feed is top-notch.
• Breaking down the strategies of chess to a grandmaster because, well, you’ve watched “The Queen’s Gambit.”
• Interpreting the intentions of a painting to an artist because, clearly, you’re the one with the eye for detail.
• Dissecting the nuances of architecture to an architect because, well, you’ve built a mean LEGO tower in your time.
• Explaining the principles of economics to an economist because, clearly, your household budgeting skills are unmatched.
• Offering guidance on time management to a productivity expert because, obviously, you’ve never procrastinated a day in your life.
• Deciphering the symbolism of a dream to a dream analyst because, well, you once had a really vivid dream, so you’re practically an expert.
• Elaborating on the art of negotiation to a negotiator because, clearly, you’ve got the gift of the gab.
• Interpreting the meaning of a piece of art to an art critic because, well, your interpretation is clearly the definitive one.
• Explaining the complexities of politics to a political scientist because, obviously, your Facebook rants are the epitome of political discourse.
• Offering insights on nutrition to a dietitian because, clearly, you’ve mastered the art of reading food labels.

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• When he explains football to you as if you’ve never heard of a touchdown before.
• Because clearly, your expertise on makeup needs his input.
• Because only he can truly understand the complexities of your own profession.
• Explaining how to parallel park, because clearly, you’ve been doing it wrong all these years.
• His expert advice on why your emotions are just irrational reactions.
• Because who better to teach you about feminism than a man, right?
• Explaining why your own experiences aren’t as valid as his opinions.
• Let him enlighten you on the intricacies of childbirth, because, of course, he knows better.
• Why listen to your medical professional when he’s here to explain your own health to you?
• Because your own preferences clearly need his stamp of approval.
• His dissertation on why your career choices are all wrong.
• Because obviously, he’s the expert on what’s best for your own body.
• Because your own research and knowledge don’t hold a candle to his Google searches.
• His detailed explanation of why mansplaining doesn’t exist.
• Because why would you trust your instincts when you can have his unsolicited advice?
• Let him mansplain mansplaining to you, because clearly, you just don’t get it.
• Because clearly, your own lived experiences aren’t enough evidence for your opinions.
• His invaluable input on why you’re overreacting to his constant mansplaining.
• Because why let you speak when he can fill the silence with his wisdom?
• Explaining why you should be grateful for his mansplaining, because it’s for your own good, obviously.

• Let me mansplain the art of cooking to you, because clearly, your years of experience mean nothing.
• Because obviously, your own feelings and emotions need his expert interpretation.
• His insightful analysis of why your hobbies aren’t as worthwhile as his.
• Because clearly, he knows more about your own culture than you do.
• Explaining why mansplaining is just a myth perpetuated by feminists.
• Let him educate you on why your clothing choices are all wrong.
• Because obviously, his opinion on your friendships matters more than your own judgment.
• His thorough explanation of why you should appreciate his constant interruptions.
• Explaining why mansplaining is just his way of being helpful.
• Because clearly, he’s the authority on what it means to be a woman in society.
• Let him mansplain the concept of mansplaining to you, because irony is lost on him.
• Because why trust your instincts when you can rely on his unwarranted advice?
• His expert commentary on why your career aspirations are unrealistic.
• Because clearly, he knows better about your own body than you do.
• Explaining why mansplaining is just his way of showing concern.
• Let him enlighten you on why your own opinions need his validation.
• Because clearly, his perspective on feminism is more enlightened than yours.
• His detailed analysis of why your interests are inferior to his.
• Explaining why mansplaining is actually a form of flattery.
• Because why bother forming your own thoughts when you can just listen to his?

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• Let me mansplain the complexities of knitting to you, because obviously, you’ve been doing it wrong.
• Because clearly, his anecdotal evidence trumps your years of research.
• His enlightening discourse on why your taste in music needs improvement.
• Explaining why mansplaining is just a natural part of conversation.
• Because obviously, he knows more about your own career field than you do.
• Let him educate you on why your sense of humor needs refining.
• Because clearly, he’s the expert on what it means to be a woman in the workplace.
• His insightful commentary on why your political views are misguided.
• Explaining why mansplaining is just his way of showing affection.
• Because obviously, his interpretation of your dreams is more accurate than yours.
• Let him mansplain mansplaining to you, because apparently, you’re not getting it.
• Because why trust your own instincts when you can defer to his superior judgment?
• His thorough analysis of why your sense of direction is lacking.
• Because clearly, he knows better about your own health than you do.
• Explaining why mansplaining is actually a sign of respect.
• Let him enlighten you on why your own values need his guidance.
• Because obviously, his perspective on relationships is more insightful than yours.
• His detailed explanation of why your cooking skills need improvement.
• Explaining why mansplaining is just his way of asserting dominance.
• Because why form your own opinions when you can adopt his?