• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange, of course!
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
• What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
• How do you organize a space party? You planet!
• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
• What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
• Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
• What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrrr-ple!
• Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
• What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
• Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

• Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything, and they’ve got their own agenda!
• What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? “Looking Gouda!”
• How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
• Why did the broom go to therapy? It had too many sweeping issues!
• What did one hat say to the other? “Stay here, I’m going on ahead!”
• Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field and knew how to make corny jokes!
• How do you organize a space party? You planet, and everyone orbits around the punchline!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other in the army? They don’t have the guts, and it’s hard for them to keep their heads!
• What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
• Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together, but sometimes they need a little help from their friends!
• Why did the bicycle fall over again? It was two-tired from all the cycle-logical thinking!
• What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
• Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
• Why did the tomato turn red again? Because it saw the salad dressing and couldn’t ketchup!
• What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
• Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root system!
• What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
• Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

Another Joke captions

• Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
• How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
• Why don’t scientists trust gravity? Because it’s always pulling things down!
• What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
• Why did the cookie go to therapy? It felt crumbly inside!
• How do you organize a fantastic space party? You throw it on Jupiter – it’s a gas!
• Why did the broom get promoted? It swept the competition away!
• What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
• Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field of study!
• How do you catch a squirrel in a chess game? Plan acorn-y strategy!
• Why did the bicycle stay in therapy? It needed to find its balance!
• What did the blanket say to the bed? “You cover me up so well!”
• Why don’t trees ever use social media? They can’t handle too many logs!
• How do you organize a space party on Mars? You plan-it and hope for a stellar time!
• Why did the pencil become a stand-up comedian? It always had a sharp sense of humor!
• What did one elevator say to the other? “I think I’m coming down with something!”
• Why don’t skeletons play hide and seek? They can never keep a straight face!
• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit dessert? A blood pudding pie!
• Why did the computer go on a diet? It had too many cookies!

• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged at espresso-point!
• What did one ocean say to the other? “You’re quite deep, but I’m shore you can’t fathom my depth!”
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together, but it always looks cooler with a slide!
• Why did the scarecrow become a comedian? Because he was outstanding in his corny field!
• What did the grape do when it got stepped on again? It let out a little wine and joined a grape support group!
• Why did the mathematician throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!
• How does a snowman get around without melting? By riding a “slay” of ice!
• Why did the bicycle fall over for the third time? It was on a roll with its puns, and the humor was too much to handle!
• What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
• Why did the tomato turn red for the third time? Because it saw the salad dressing and thought it was a hot salsa!
• How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
• What did one hat say to the other hat for the second time? “You’re head and shoulders above the rest!”
• Why don’t scientists trust telescopes? Because they always have a skewed perspective!
• Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker for the second time? Because his speeches were a real cornucopia of inspiration!
• How do you organize a space party on Jupiter for the second time? You planet, and make sure it’s an out-of-this-world celebration!
• What did the fish say when it hit the wall for the second time? “Water you thinking?!”
• Why did the bicycle go to therapy again? It had too many issues with commitment!
• What do you call a singing computer? A Dell!
• Why don’t oysters donate to charity for the second time? Because they are shellfish and prefer to keep their pearls!
• Why did the cat sit on the computer again? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse for the second time!

Getting over with Joke captions

• Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? Because he was outstanding at cracking corny jokes!
• What do you call a can opener that dances? A twist and shout!
• How does a penguin build its house for the third time? Igloos it together, but this time with a rooftop disco!
• Why did the bicycle fall over again? It was tired of the same old cycle and needed a new wheel!
• What did one hat say to the other hat for the third time? “You’re a head-turner!”
• How do you organize a space party on Mars? You planet, and ensure the aliens RSVP for a Martian bash!
• Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on once more? “I’m vine, thanks for asking!”
• Why don’t scientists trust stairs for the second time? Because they’re always up to something, and it’s a real step in the wrong direction!
• What did one plate say to the other plate again? “Dinner is served!”
• Why did the math book get detention? It had too many problems and refused to do its homework!
• How do you make a lemon drop again? Just let it fall and add a citrus twist!
• Why did the tomato turn red once more? Because it saw the salad dressing and thought it was salsa with a kick!
• What’s a tree’s favorite dance move? The tree-step!
• Why did the coffee file a police report again? It got mugged by a sugar and cream duo!
• How do you organize a fantastic space party on Pluto? You planet, and bring some icy treats!
• What did the pencil say to the paper? “You complete me!”
• Why did the bicycle stay in therapy for the third time? It needed to work through its issues with spokes and gears!
• What do you call a singing cat? A meow-sician!
• Why did the computer go on a diet again? It had too many bytes and needed to slim down!