• Did your brain take a vacation without telling you?
• If stupidity were a superpower, you’d be a superhero.
• Were you born this dense, or did you have to practice?
• It’s fascinating how mediocrity can be so consistent.
• You’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
• Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you weren’t a disappointment?
• I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
• Is ignorance truly bliss, or are you just exceptionally content?
• You’re like a broken pencil—pointless and dull.
• Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
• Were you raised by wolves? Because I’ve seen better manners in a zoo.
• Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Shame you can’t manage that.
• You’re proof that evolution can go in reverse.
• Do you ever get tired of being a walking cautionary tale?
• Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
• Do you need a map to find your own IQ?
• I’d insult you, but nature already did a better job.
• If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.
• They say laughter is the best medicine. Too bad your existence is a tragedy.
• Even a dumpster fire has more redeeming qualities than you.

• You’re the reason why aliens won’t talk to us.
• Did you fall from the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?
• There are easier ways to get attention than being a walking disaster.
• Are you a professional disappointment or just a gifted amateur?
• Some people are like slinkies; they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
• Your existence is a monument to low expectations.
• Brains aren’t everything. In your case, they’re nothing.
• You’re the reason why we have warning labels.
• Were you born on a highway? Because that’s where most accidents happen.
• Is your family missing you? Because the village idiot is incomplete without you.
• Even Google couldn’t find a solution to your level of incompetence.
• Your life is like a Sudoku. Everyone’s trying to solve it, but nobody can figure you out.
• If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
• Do you have a ‘kick me’ sign on your back or are you naturally repellent?
• I’d call you a tool, but even tools have a purpose.
• They say beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
• You’re the human embodiment of a participation award.
• Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you weren’t a complete waste of oxygen?
• If you were any slower, you’d be going backward.
• Did you run out of brain cells halfway through thinking?

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• Your intellect is like a desert – vast, barren, and devoid of any signs of life.
• Trying to have a conversation with you is like trying to teach algebra to a hamster.
• You’re as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
• Your presence is about as welcome as a skunk at a garden party.
• If stupidity were a currency, you’d be a billionaire.
• You’re the human equivalent of a participation award.
• Listening to you is like listening to a broken record stuck on nonsense.
• Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you’re never right.
• Your personality could curdle milk from across the room.
• It’s amazing how every time you speak, you manage to lower the collective IQ of the room.
• You’re proof that evolution can go in reverse.
• Your ideas are more outdated than a floppy disk in a world of cloud storage.
• If ignorance were a talent, you’d be a prodigy.
• Trying to comprehend your logic is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall.
• It’s a wonder you can even tie your shoelaces with that level of incompetence.
• You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
• Brains aren’t everything, but in your case, they’re nothing.
• You’re the epitome of mediocrity in a world striving for excellence.
• Were you born this obtuse, or did you have to work at it?
• Do everyone a favor and donate your brain to science fiction.

• Your IQ is lower than dial-up internet speeds.
• If stupidity was a currency, you’d be bankrupt.
• You’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
• I’d challenge your intelligence, but I don’t fight unarmed opponents.
• Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you’re never right.
• You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
• It’s astonishing how you’ve mastered the art of being consistently wrong.
• Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you weren’t the poster child for mediocrity?
• If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic.
• Don’t worry, there’s a support group for people like you. It’s called everyone, and they meet at the bar.
• Your brain’s like a black hole, sucking in intelligence and never emitting any.
• I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I’m afraid you’d misuse it.
• Every time you speak, I can feel brain cells committing suicide.
• Did it hurt when you fell from the bottom of the IQ chart?
• You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact, you’re not even in the shed.
• Being around you is like taking a masterclass in disappointment.
• Were you born this obtuse, or did you take lessons?
• Your cognitive abilities are akin to a hamster running in a broken wheel—lots of effort, no progress.
• I’ve seen smarter cabinets at IKEA.
• It’s astounding how effortlessly you embody the concept of underachievement.

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• Your intelligence has the depth of a rain puddle.
• If ignorance were a sport, you’d be a world champion.
• You’re like a broken record, repeating the same stupidity over and over.
• Even a lobotomized squirrel has more cognitive abilities than you.
• It’s a wonder you can even tie your own shoelaces with such a lack of brainpower.
• Do you ever listen to yourself and cringe at the sheer idiocy?
• You’re the epitome of a mental roadblock.
• Were you dropped on your head as a child, or did you just bounce?
• Do you have to undergo special training to be this profoundly ignorant?
• Your intellect is like a desert—barren and devoid of any signs of life.
• It’s like conversing with a brick wall, except the wall might offer more insight.
• Are you allergic to knowledge or just naturally immune?
• You’re the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.
• Have you ever considered a career as a scarecrow? You’re already outstanding in the field of stupidity.
• Even a malfunctioning GPS has a better sense of direction than you do in life.
• Do you ever wonder what it’s like to have a coherent thought?
• Your brain operates at dial-up speed in a fiber optic world.
• It must be exhausting being so consistently wrong all the time.
• Did you have to practice to be this clueless, or did it come naturally?
• Every time you speak, I can feel brain cells evacuating the premises.