100+ Humour captions

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your problems.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
My bed and I have a special relationship. We’re perfect for each other, but I just can’t commit.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I don’t need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
They say laughter is the best medicine. They lied. It’s actually chocolate.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
My room is not messy; it’s an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I’m not lazy; I’m energy efficient.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Do you want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Life is like a box of chocolates: empty calories and full of surprises.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
My bed and I have a special relationship. We’re perfect for each other, but I just can’t commit.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
They say laughter is the best medicine. They lied. It’s actually chocolate.
My room is not messy; it’s an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
Do you want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Life is like a rollercoaster: full of ups, downs, and occasionally someone throws up.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
My bed and I have a special relationship. We’re perfect for each other, but I just can’t commit.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
They say laughter is the best medicine. They lied. It’s actually chocolate.
My room is not messy; it’s an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A minor.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Life is like a box of chocolates: empty calories and full of surprises.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
My bed and I have a special relationship. We’re perfect for each other, but I just can’t commit.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
They say laughter is the best medicine. They lied. It’s actually chocolate.
My room is not messy; it’s an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
Do you want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Life is like a rollercoaster: full of ups, downs, and occasionally someone throws up.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
My bed and I have a special relationship. We’re perfect for each other, but I just can’t commit.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
They say laughter is the best medicine. They lied. It’s actually chocolate.
My room is not messy; it’s an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A minor.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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