• 1. Quantum physics explained by a confused hamster.
• 2. Trying to teach a goldfish to recite Shakespearean sonnets.
• 3. Sudoku for cats: Because feline intellect needs a challenge.
• 4. GPS for lost socks – a groundbreaking invention.
• 5. Inventing a silent trumpet for shy elephants.
• 6. The art of arguing with a mirror and losing.
• 7. Teaching a parrot to whisper in a library.
• 8. Attempting a staring contest with a blinking contest champion.
• 9. Toasters in a brainstorming session: The epitome of futile ideas.
• 10. Throwing a surprise party for introverted extroverts.
• 11. Evolution of the square wheel: A documentary.
• 12. Fireproof water: Because prevention is overrated.
• 13. The secret life of rubber ducks: An investigative comedy.
• 14. Elevator music for submarines: A hit in the silent charts.
• 15. Conversations with fortune cookies: The art of misguided advice.
• 16. Dancing in a straight line: The latest craze in geometric ballet.
• 17. Composing a symphony for snoring snails.
• 18. The philosophy of square dancing in a round room.
• 19. Moonwalking tutorials for penguins.
• 20. Wisdom tooth extraction for dummies: A self-help guide.

• 1. Organizing a protest against silent letters in the alphabet.
• 2. A guide to finding Bigfoot in a haystack.
• 3. Teaching a cat to parallel park: A furry fiasco.
• 4. Inventing square ice cubes for round drinks.
• 5. Hosting a spelling bee for dyslexic bees.
• 6. Trying to teach a fish the art of synchronized swimming.
• 7. Writing a book on how to procrastinate instantly.
• 8. Giving a TED Talk on the benefits of eating invisible soup.
• 9. Developing a sunscreen for vampires.
• 10. Creating a recipe for ice cubes: Because water is too mainstream.
• 11. Playing hide-and-seek with a chameleon in a rainbow factory.
• 12. Decoding hieroglyphics written by sleepwalking sloths.
• 13. Trying to fit a square peg into a parallelogram-shaped hole.
• 14. Conducting a survey on the preferences of talking walls.
• 15. Designing a map for a treasure hunt in a mirrored maze.
• 16. Explaining the concept of time to a timeless jellyfish.
• 17. Attempting a staring contest with a blinking contest champion.
• 18. Choreographing a dance for legless mannequins.
• 19. Discovering the cure for boredom: Watching paint dry in slow motion.
• 20. Moonwalking lessons for astronauts: Because gravity is overrated.

Another Dumb captions

• 1. Creating a manual for left-handed scissors.
• 2. Training earthworms for the marathon of the century.
• 3. Organizing a debate on the philosophical implications of pineapple pizza.
• 4. Designing a perfume for fish: Eau de Ocean Mist.
• 5. Inventing a solar-powered flashlight for nighttime sunbathing.
• 6. Hosting a mime convention in a soundproof room.
• 7. Trying to teach a cat to fetch with a boomerang.
• 8. Designing a square frisbee for dogs with geometric preferences.
• 9. Offering life coaching sessions for amoebas seeking personal growth.
• 10. Creating a color-by-numbers painting for the colorblind.
• 11. Attempting to knit spaghetti into a sweater.
• 12. Developing a DIY kit for building sandcastles in the desert.
• 13. Teaching penguins how to fly: An aviation experiment gone awry.
• 14. Writing a thesis on the psychological effects of talking to inanimate objects.
• 15. Inventing a noise-canceling microphone for mime karaoke.
• 16. Attempting to measure the length of a one-sided argument.
• 17. Creating a playlist for deaf whales: The symphony of silence.
• 18. Designing a self-destruct button for a water balloon.
• 19. Organizing a speed-reading class for snails.
• 20. Inventing a waterproof teabag for deep-sea brewing.

• 1. Offering fire safety lessons to dragons.
• 2. Inventing a solar-powered flashlight for nighttime sunbathing.
• 3. Organizing a synchronized swimming competition for landlocked turtles.
• 4. Teaching a snail the art of speed dating.
• 5. Creating a manual for how to read braille in the dark.
• 6. Attempting to teach a computer the art of interpretive dance.
• 7. Writing a cookbook for culinary-challenged aliens.
• 8. Designing a manual for assembling flat-pack spheres.
• 9. Creating a crossword puzzle with only one clue and no answers.
• 10. Offering skydiving lessons for pet rocks.
• 11. Developing a GPS for lost thoughts.
• 12. Inventing a silent alarm clock for sleepwalkers.
• 13. Teaching fish how to fly: Aeronautic ambitions of the aquatic.
• 14. Hosting a whispering contest in a library for mute participants.
• 15. Attempting to organize a parade for introverted extroverts.
• 16. Creating a recipe book for boiling water: Mastering the basics.
• 17. Writing a guide on how to pet a cactus without getting hurt.
• 18. Teaching spiders the delicate art of knitting cobwebs.
• 19. Designing a snow globe for inhabitants of the Sahara.
• 20. Organizing a workshop on how to count to infinity twice.

Getting over with Dumb captions

• 1. Building a bridge to connect two adjacent islands.
• 2. Teaching a cat to bark in sign language.
• 3. Writing a dictionary for words that only exist in dreams.
• 4. Organizing a staring competition for blindfolded participants.
• 5. Attempting to teach a fish to juggle underwater.
• 6. Designing a treadmill for marathon sleepwalkers.
• 7. Hosting a spelling bee for illiterate dictionaries.
• 8. Inventing an umbrella for protection against indoor rain.
• 9. Creating a silent movie with sound effects.
• 10. Offering swimming lessons for desert-dwelling camels.
• 11. Trying to fit a square peg into a round conversation.
• 12. Writing a guide on how to have a heated argument in a freezer.
• 13. Developing a recipe for ice cream soup.
• 14. Teaching a rock to roll uphill.
• 15. Organizing a dance-off for statues.
• 16. Attempting to domesticate wild Wi-Fi signals.
• 17. Inventing a mute button for car alarms.
• 18. Creating a how-to guide for hermit crabs on social distancing.
• 19. Hosting a seminar on how to catch clouds with butterfly nets.
• 20. Trying to convince a mirror it’s not a reflection but a twin.