• Oh, bless your heart, trying so hard.
• Did you even Google before asking?
• Congratulations on stating the obvious.
• Well, aren’t you just the expert?
• Oh, how quaint. You think you’re right.
• Impressive. In a kindergarten sort of way.
• Keep talking. I’m sure someone cares.
• What a fascinating lack of self-awareness.
• Aw, did someone skip their critical thinking class?
• Wow, you really excel at stating the obvious.
• And here I thought ignorance was bliss.
• Let me know when you catch up to the rest of us.
• Oh, sweetie, that’s adorable but misguided.
• Do you need a medal for mediocrity?
• Ever heard of a little thing called “research”?
• How’s the view from the shallow end of the pool?
• Must be nice living in a world of blissful ignorance.
• Oh, I see you’ve mastered the art of stating the obvious.
• Wow, you’ve really outdone yourself this time… not.
• Did you fall off the intelligent wagon, or were you never on it?

• Oh, look who’s trying to keep up.
• Keep reaching for the stars, champ.
• Are you still on Step 1 of understanding?
• Did you mistake this for amateur hour?
• How quaint. You almost sounded intelligent.
• Sorry, I don’t speak in elementary school terms.
• Next time, try engaging your brain before speaking.
• Have you considered a career in stating the obvious?
• Wow, your confidence is only rivaled by your ignorance.
• Impressive. If this were Opposite Day.
• Did you read that from the back of a cereal box?
• Oh, honey, let the adults handle this conversation.
• Interesting theory. Too bad it’s completely wrong.
• Did you just discover the dictionary, or…?
• Wow, you really know how to regurgitate information.
• Is there an award for stating the painfully obvious?
• I’m sure your parents are proud of your mediocrity.
• Keep digging that hole of embarrassment, why don’t you?
• Was that supposed to be intelligent or just noise?
• Ever heard of logic? No? Figures.

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• Oh, bless your little cotton socks.
• Did you get lost on your way to brilliance?
• Do you need a pat on the back for that observation?
• How precious, you almost made a valid point.
• Looks like someone skipped the thinking part of thinking.
• Keep trying, maybe one day you’ll catch up.
• Did you rehearse that in front of the mirror?
• Impressive display of underwhelming knowledge.
• Oh, the confidence of the clueless.
• Is that your final answer, or are you still guessing?
• Did you just learn how to use big words?
• Sorry, I can’t dumb down my responses for you.
• Wow, you really know how to state the obvious.
• Keep it up, maybe someday you’ll say something intelligent.
• Is that your idea of contributing to the conversation?
• Let me know when you graduate from stating platitudes.
• How’s the weather down there in Dunning-Kruger land?
• Oh, look at you, trying to sound intellectual.
• Did you just discover the concept of critical thinking?
• Must be nice living in a world of blissful ignorance.

• Oh, bless your heart, trying so hard to keep up.
• Did you even read the instructions, or is that beyond your comprehension?
• It’s cute how you think you’re on my level.
• Well, aren’t you just precious, thinking you have a clue?
• Keep reaching for the stars, maybe one day you’ll grasp the basics.
• Looks like someone skipped a few brain cells today.
• Wow, I’ve never seen someone fail so spectacularly before.
• Must be exhausting being perpetually clueless.
• Do you even know what you’re talking about, or are you just making noise?
• Oh darling, your ignorance is showing.
• Keep trying, maybe someday mediocrity will suit you.
• It’s adorable how you think your opinion matters.
• Keep up the good work, if mediocrity is your goal.
• Oh, did you think that was impressive? Bless your heart.
• Don’t strain yourself, I’m sure simple tasks are challenging enough.
• Looks like someone missed the memo on competence.
• Do you need a map to find your way out of incompetence?
• It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, fascinating yet horrifying.
• Keep pretending you’re relevant, it’s almost convincing.
• Are you lost, or is this your usual state of cluelessness?

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• Oh, darling, I see you’re still struggling with basic concepts.
• How adorable, attempting to keep up with the adults’ conversation.
• Isn’t it quaint how you think you’re actually making a point?
• Bless your heart, trying so hard to be relevant.
• Oh, sweetie, did someone forget to teach you manners?
• It’s cute how you think anyone cares about your opinion.
• Aw, look at you attempting to sound intelligent.
• Do you need a pat on the head for trying so hard?
• Such a valiant effort, but alas, still missing the mark.
• Oh, honey, you’re like a lost puppy trying to find its way home.
• Keep reaching for the stars, even if you can barely touch the ceiling.
• Attempting to contribute, yet falling short as always.
• Oh, darling, your ignorance is truly breathtaking.
• How quaint, trying to keep pace with those intellectually superior.
• Do you even comprehend the words coming out of your mouth?
• Striving for mediocrity seems to be your forte.
• Isn’t it adorable when someone overestimates their intelligence?
• Oh, sweetie, let the grown-ups handle this conversation.
• Trying to debate with you is like arguing with a brick wall.
• How precious, your attempts at wit are utterly feeble.